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I Wish I Was a Bi-Lesbian

by / Monday, 24 March 2014 / Published in Blog

 

Women are undecided about their …  own thoughts and dreams.

Are undecided about their underwear!!!! Let’s face it… women are women.

So, don’t be surprise to heard women crooning this song (Wainwright Loudon – I Wish I Was A Lesbian):

“I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.

I wouldn’t have to deal with men and all their come and go,

And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis’mo!

I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!

I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn’t straight.

I’d sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.

I’d throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn’t want to mate.

I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn’t straight!

I wish I were a lesbian, I’d like to be a dyke.

I’d sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!

I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.

I wish I was a lesbian, I’d like to be a dyke!

I wish I was a lesbian, that’s why this song is sung.

It shouldn’t really matter how somebody is hung.

Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!

I wish I was a lesbian, that’s why this song is sung!

I DARE Casey Kasem to play this!

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.

I wouldn’t have to deal with men and all their come and go,

And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis’mo

(I hate that machis’mo!)

I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero”

But guys please, don’t believe everything they say…

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